Friday, June 19, 2009

More of The Dead Weather, Dammit!

BecauseI am still in awe and amazement at the amount of asses that The Dead Weather kicked on Conan last night, I feel I must bring you some more of their stuff from the upcoming album, Horehound (7/14):

"Are Friends Electric"


"I Cut Like A Buffalo"


"Treat Me Like Your Mother"

Attack Cardio With Vinnie Jones



Combine this with a little motivation from Leroy Smith, and you can be as buff as me.

Simian Mobile Disco - Audacity of Huge



You've already jammed this with your earholes, now jam it with the orbs at the front of your face.

Jay-Z x Wallpaper = D.O.A / 99 Problems



"I got 99 problems, and my pitch ain't one."
Hee hee. I get it.

I efphs widdit.
Have some.

Ruck Down Records



Ok, I know maybe 5% of y'all will get the joke, but this is funny as hell.
Sean Price has taken over Duck Down!

Slaughterhouse ft. M.O.P. - Woodstock




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The Dead Weather!!!!



"I'd like to grab you by the hair, and sell you back to the devil".

Holy hell, that is the fuckin' JAM!!!
I literally got up, yelled "Goddammit, YEAH!!" and threw my remote across the room last night after this performance. This is friggin' GOLD. If there was any doubt that Jack White was on the finalist list for Baddest Motherfucker Around, let it end right now.

YEAH!!!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

MC B-Rubbz



I KNOW I'm not the only one that remembers this (and can still recite it verbatim).

As Tall As Lions - Circles


New jammie from the upcoming album, You Can't Take It With You (Aug. 18)
Hit it on Da Space.

CRS, Anyone?!



Ummmmm . . .
What happened?!

Since we're here already...

Fever Ray - Triangle Walk



If Fever Ray isn't freshness personified, than I don't know what is. Karin Dreijer seems to be just the right kind of crazy, and I, for one, am pickin' up what she's puttin' down.

In case you don't remember their last 2 vids, let's refresh:
"When I Grow Up" (Video of the Year, hands down. Ended the competition in Feb.)
"If I Had A Heart" (Which I never posted for some reason)

Taylor Swift x T-Pain - Thug Story



I know I'm just one of 463,000 places that will post this today.
Luckily, I'm one of the dozen or so with a sense of humor.
This is some funny shit.

And have a look around and see how seriously the blogosphere takes itself with this one.Equally funny.

"I'm not a blogger" is the new "I'm not a rapper".
Why so serious?!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Kenny Mayne v. Scoop Jackson



HA!!

The Japanese Are Armed!



YOU SEE THAT SHIT?!?
It's not a toy...it's not a camera trick...
It's a 50-fuckin-9-fuckin-foot-fuckin-Gundam in Tokyo!!

Yeah, they'll lie to you and tell you some shit about how it's just an art exhibition or some shit.
Don't believe it. That sum'bitch is armed and operational. I know people who know things.

See more pics @ Pink Tentacle.

ALL HAIL JOHN CONNOR!!!

White Denim - I Start To Run



Other than the repeated "I start to run", I have no idea what's being said in this song...at all.
But when has that ever stopped me before?

I don't know a damn thing about White Demim (in any sense of the words), so allow me a few minutes.

::blogger time warp::

Not too shabby. Kinda like hipster hillbillies.
Hill Williams, if I may. Very Austin, TX (go figure).