I Feel Like Starting A Crap Rumor: Jozy Altidore Edition

I'm mid-day bored, so I'm gonna start a soccer rumor based of VERY little actual info, just for the sake of entertainment:

Jozy Altidore is coming back to New York in January.

Why?  Because my Facebook news feed says "Jozy Altidore is now friends with (RBNY Managing Director) Erik Stover".  This obviously means he's on his way home where he belongs.  It's on Facebook.  Facebook is the new New York Times.