Cee-Lo - Bright Lights Bigger City

Today's slowness killed me in the face.
Then I went and haunted the offices of Spin Magazine for irony's sake.
(then doubled it by typing the above sentence) *
In the office cafeteria, I met a Mongolian witch-doctor.
We promptly exchanged the secrets of reincarnation for the recipe for apple brown betty
(Doesn't matter who had which)
The dessert was half-baked and so was this post.

I need a beverage.
Good day.

* Then got post-modern by making that parenthetical remark.