Tuesday, November 16, 2010
This will come as a shock to no one, but I am easily the least techno-savvy blogger in North America. Hands down. No question.
There hasn't been much to post about music today, so I randomly went into my Blogger site statistics so see what was up. I barely understand that shit. Very interesting stuff, some of which I knew. For example, most of y'all arrive here via the homie SF at The Offside Rules. No surprises there.
But here's what I didn't know . . .FF&SS is fuckin' ROCKIN on the streets of Denmark right now!!!
The best part is...I have absolutely no idea why! No joke, Denmark is my #1 audience for November. They make up 45% of November's page views. WHAT?!
Danes, help me out. What on earth have I been talking about that you guys are reading? This is fascinating. As I type this, there are 19 Danes looking at the site. This is a magical source of bizarre comedy for me, and I thank you all.
Wait . . .did you all see a Dane Richards post and get excited by accident?!
If so...I will lose my mind and drop dead in this office of laughter. DEAD.
FUN FACT: As a man partly of US Virgin Islands extraction, I am 1/8th Danish on my mother's side. I'm almost certain that with the new FIFA rules, I can qualify for you All-Blogger National Team.
Embrace me, Denmark!! I am you! You are me! We is us!