It's time for a new "segment" here in the Land of Faux.
Random Thoughts will be my place to share my brief, yet tremendously insightful...insight...on the world around us. Maybe some day a Random Though can save your life. They're gonna be that important.
Random Thought #1: Katy Perry is a 6.5
Men (and any lovely ladies of variant persuasions), it's time we all come clean and admit something. Katy Perry really ain't that damn fine. She's a sober 6.5 and a drunk 8. By NO means unappealing and certainly beyond the average woman, but her sex symbol status kinda nuts, isn't it?
After doing the necessary scientific research, I've come to two logical conclusions for the "OMGz KAyTee PeRRy iz soooo HAWT!!!11!!" line of thought:
In Summary: Regardless of reason, after research, it seems clear that the sole reason that Ms. Katy Perry is regarded as a sex symbol is simply because of our own insecurities in this celeb-obsessed culture.
Thank you for you time.
Thus concludes the first edition...of Random Thoughts.