Bumpy Pitch

Let me share some things that I like to assume about you . . .the reader:
I assume that you are at least 11% cooler than everyone you know.
I assume that you like shit that just far enough left-of-center that you're in a perpetual state of fresh, without being a complete lunatic.
I assume that at some point you've said to yourself, "Damn...you know what would have been hot? If there was some proper throwback soccer gear like all the Mitchell & Ness stuff thats out for other sports . . .only I'm too fly to compromise my well-cultivated flyness".

BAM! Bumpy Pitch . . .get you some.