Friday, December 5, 2008

The Annual Grammy Rant

Good morning, folks . . .

The nominations are out. I'm sure you've seen them by now. That means it time for the traditional post-nomination rant. Join me, wont you:

::downs 3 RedBull Colas::


How is "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" nominated for 2009?!
Where are the nominations for Rising Down?!
"Swaggar Like Us" is the WOOOOOORST!!
I demand J*Davey for Urban Alternative!

Wait...what the hell is "Urban Alternative"?!

Santogold, FTW!!
Invent a "Freshest of the Year" award and give it to The Carps!
Why do the Grammy people hate British rock so much?!
Could the Nas nominations be any more patronizing?!
Why isn't the vocoder nominated for anything?!


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