Friday, December 12, 2008

Japan: Robot Nation

If you're looking for me, I'm under my desk loading a shotgun.

Right now, this conversation is happening in Kyoto:
Grimey Dude - "Uhhhh...looks nice...can I fuck it?"
Science Man - "No, sir...this is meant to assist the elderly"
GD - "Yeah...but I wanna fuck it."
SM - "Sir, that is highly inappropriate"
GD - "C'mon...I'll only fuck some of it."

We are all absolutely screwed.

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