Thursday, November 19, 2009

Landon Donovan on The B.S. Report

Landon Donovan's status with me has swung from "He is our savior" to "If I had a sister, she could beat his ass", to "This new angry midget* steez is downright fantastic".  Bravo, Landon! he prepares for this weekend's MLS Cup Final (along with his teammate, and my sworn enemy.  I still hate you.  I will always hate you.) Capt. Lando is on ESPN's Bill Simmon's podcast, so get up on it.

*Would I be a complete dick for sending Bianca a thank you note for finally flipping Donovan's ass-whoopin' switch?  Probably, right?

1 comment:

Brian said...

No not at all. Is that divorce official yet, or are they just seperated? If not, I hope Landon didn't sign a prenup neither, cuz hopefully then he'll be real pissed come this summer.

After watching the lackluster performance against Denmark, it became real apparent how much we need this man.