Safe to say, I'm no Ashley Cole fan...and the World Cup draw has eliminated any good will I have for the English. But I know the moment I make a joke about Toffee Cakes smashing Cole's ankle...Tim Howard's gonna get hit by a bus and it'll be my fault.
I won't make any jokes.
And I won't wonder if Mr. Cole had any issues getting cell-phone service to call an ambulance.
Not me. Won't do it. And I won't even make any overtly sexual references to his