Thursday, February 25, 2010

Random Thoughts #12: Global Supremacy Via The Wiminz Market

 New Goals for 2010:
Step 1 - Buy season tickets in center of Section 101 of Red Bull Arena...check
Step 2 - Turn strategic location into frequent and gratuitous camera time on ESPN and FSC*
Step 3 - As a result of exposure, become the subject of a fawning editorial on
Step 4 - Conquer Earth

There's probably some things missing between 3 and 4, but the season is (hopefully) a month away, so I have time to tweak the whole thing.

* Thanks to the general smallness of our old section at Giants Stadium, the folks at FSC have managed to capture me falling on my ass during Wipeout, stealing beer from my girlfriend when she wasn't looking, and engaging in drunken PDA that would shame a Kardashian sister.  Good times!

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