OLD SCHOOL: Al B. Sure - Night & Day

Secretly the greatest song ever?
Perhaps.

From now on, I'm wearing suits with shoulder pads in 'em, and having this played whenever I walk into a room.

[Reason #2874 why I love the whole blog thing: I'm guessing 85% of you have never heard this song before, and are wondering, "WTF is he talking about?", 12% have heard it and are still wondering WTF I'm talking about, and 3% are stunned that there's at least one other human alive that has been playing this non-stop since 1988...and I can visualize all of your facial expressions, and they are funny as hell to me.]