Soccer: Officially Fresher than [insert other sport]

You see that, kids?  THAT'S how you enter a room.
Dammit, I'm proud.
Freddy Fresh, I hated you in DC, but you're officially my boy now.
Right up there with Clint Diddy and EJ.

Next time your friends tell you soccer is corny...
slap 'em with your fingerless gloves, wrap that scarf around you neck, pop that leather collar
and tell 'em I said "fuck off".

It's a new day, dammit!!!
Game has officially been stepped up!