Jay-Z vs. The Hipster Grifter

Baseless Rumor I Feel Like Starting Because The Prospect of It Spreading Makes Me Giddy: I want the rumor to spread that Jay-Z wrote this song after being scammed by the Hipster Grifter. C'mon, internet, we can do this! Tell everyone you know. make it seem like you actually have some "insight". I think this can be the best internet rumor of 2009.