Making Out Is Legal
That's what I'm screamin'.
Your mission for this weekend: Help fill this world with with ambiguously beige babies with hair that curls defiantly against combs, Luster's Pink Lotion and PCJ No-Lye Relaxer.
You know that Cambodian chick that works at the Quiznos down the street from your job? Now is the time! Don't be shy. Get them digits, son. Romance that girl somethin' terrible. Buy her a fine cognac. Bone down, and have yourselves a baby. Name him something blatantly antagonistic to racialists. Wong-Fu Jenkins . . .Tyrone Chung . . .some shit like that.
It's your legal and Xenu-given right to get your swirl on. Exercise it.
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