Terry Adams & Aaron Ross x Odyssey

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If you love me...and you do...you will buy these wheels for me.

Pixels by Patrick Jean

NYC has been (space) invaded!
Yeah...NAILED it!

Baby Scratch for iPhone

Are y'all already up on this?  Am I late?
This app alone has justified the stupid amount of money for an iPhone.  No joke.

It comes with a "record" that has a BUNCH of sounds and samples for you to mess with, 3 different beats to scratch over if you want, and the best part is that you can RECORD shit and scratch it.  For you hardcore realists out there, the turntable even has marks around it to help you stay on beat.

This is the greatest things since...nudity, I don't know.

Did I download it?  Damn right.
Did I spend my whole lunch break with it in the car?  Absolutely.
Did I play the music through my aux jack so I could jam properly on the stereo?  No comment.

AND ITS FREE!!!

Soccer: Officially Fresher than [insert other sport]

You see that, kids?  THAT'S how you enter a room.
Dammit, I'm proud.
Freddy Fresh, I hated you in DC, but you're officially my boy now.
Right up there with Clint Diddy and EJ.

Next time your friends tell you soccer is corny...
slap 'em with your fingerless gloves, wrap that scarf around you neck, pop that leather collar
and tell 'em I said "fuck off".

It's a new day, dammit!!!
Game has officially been stepped up!

Swarovski x Philips: SWS 4000 Earbuds

You see that?
That's the ballenest shit you can do to your ears, SON!

In-ear headphones with polished stainless steel body and high quality fabric-type cable. Soft and flexible earpiece made of transparent silicone with fully faceted drop-cut Silver Shade crystals on outside.

Do they sound good?  Who gives a shit?
Did I buy a pair last night?  Of course I did.
I'm shinin'!

MLS Has Trading Cards?

Upper Deck makes MLS trading cards?!
Like...really?
Wow.  You can get the whole 2009 set for $72.

ESPN World Cup 2010 iPhone App

Hey, iPhone geek.  You see that, right there?  It's the mighty fancy and very tidy new app from The ESPNs.  You should get it.  It's all kinds of free.  Overall news and coverage, plus detailed stuff about your specific team.

Imagine if I was popular and got a check for this kind of shit.

Crazy Shit on a Bike From Space

(Animal New York via Defgrip)

Yes.  A million times, YES!
My bike does not glow.
Suddenly, I feel further from self-actualization than I ever have before.

Ryan Lewis: Fake Empire

EACATLY, Ryan Lewis!  Exactly!

Kanye West's Pastelle Line? Nope.

Pastelle = D.O.A.
Yup, before it was even released, Kanye's clothing line has been killed.
By who(m)?  I don't know.  But supposedly, Yeezy will be releasing a separate line under his own name at a later date.  Not like I was ever gonna buy any of it.  Over-priced clothes and label shopping is for straight suckers.  If you need $1000 worth of gear on to LOOK fresh . . .it's because you're generally whack, and had no choice but to buy a personality at your local "boutique".

Its all unraveling slowly for Mr. West, isn't it?

Clipse x KAWS Complex Mag Cover

(Complex via NahRight)

Not the ususal thing I post, but this is one of the best magazine covers I've seen that doesn't include a woman's ass cheeks prominently.

Gooferine!!!

Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
I fully acknowledge that I should be punched in the head for thinking this is funny, but screw you guys...this is hysterical.

In case you didn't hear, it was announced yesterday that Disney bought Marvel for $4 Billion. Last night Conan did a bit about the new characters that might come up, including The Incredible Duck and Thingerella.

Those two and mild chuckle funny . . .but Gooferine nearly caused an impromptu urinary session. I don't know what's funnier, the photo or saying the name "Gooferine". Go ahead...say it out loud and DON'T laugh. It's impossible.

UPDATE: But here's the BIG question: Who wins in a fight? Gooferine or Gumbercules?!

Brighton Ain't Ready!

Brighton Aint Ready - Mix section 1 from Seventies Distribution on Vimeo.

(via DefGrip)

Too perfect a combination of things in this video for me to not watch it 3 times, then immediately post and watch it again.

A Little Perspective . . .

Make sure you click on that bad boy so you can see a bigger image.

What you're looking at is "the most detailed survey" of "nearby" (2 light years, or about 11.8 trillion miles) space ever, developed at Swinburne University of Technology, in Australia. The image shows approximately 110,000 tiny points of light. Right now, you're thinking "Damn, that's ALOT of stars". Oh no, my friend.

Each one of those dots of light . . .is a GALAXY!!!

Allow me to give you a little more perspective, melt your skull down a little further and put you into full on existential crisis mode: An average sized galaxy contains about 100 Billion stars (our own galaxy, the Milky Way, contains about 200B). So to get a grip on exactly what's happening here, you are looking at the light of somewhere around 11,000,000,000,000,000 (11 Quadrillion) stars!!!

Suddenly all you bullshit seems a little less important, doesn't it?

Konstantin Chernov is Good at Things

Konstantin Chernov summer edit from Konstantin Alemasov on Vimeo.

Further proof that BMX is a vastly superior method of transportation to skateboards and those gawd-awful, trendy, hipster-fueled fixed-gear monstrosities that all the cool kids are riding these days.

May God help me once I'm finally light enough to start attempting shit.

Sun Tattoo?

Just saw this pic over on the BBC Blog.
Might be the freshest shit I've seen all summer.

Ladies...get up on it!
(Yeah, you too)

A Ms. Martinez Bonanza!

Somehow, I've forgotten to checkup on my favorite hidden internet gem in a little while.
She's got some new stuff up...great as usual:

'wait a minute' from ms.martinez on Vimeo.

'let it be me' from ms.martinez on Vimeo.

'inch by inch' from ms.martinez on Vimeo.

Gymkhana 2!!!

If you know me personally, then you are aware that I will be watching this non-stop for the rest of the week. Hold my calls.

P.S. - I have never missed my beloved RSX Type-S (a.k.a. The Valkyrie Missile) more than I do in this exact moment. She was a monster already, and we were just getting started. So beautiful, so light, so revv-happy. A sweet 13lb/hp ratio and the mods were just beginning! We only had 31 months thogether, then some asshole decided to steal her from the Menlo Mall parking lot. Who the fuck gets jacked in Menlo Park?!? Only me.

Hyperdunks Coming to Nike iD!

Great news, sneaker heads!

The Hyperdunk (the ONLY proper basketball joints I've even considered spending my money on in the last decade) will FINALLY be available to customize on NikeiD.com starting on the 17th.

The damage: $150
That's nothing when I consider the absolute buck-wildery that will be happening on my feet in the near future. For now, you can get your ideas together and play around on the preview page.

Spider-Man: The Musical

Just read, friends.