Uffie - Difficult (SebastiAn 2006 Parties Remix)

Uffie - Difficult (2006 Parties Remix by SebastiAn) by Hypetrak

Yes...this is how a Wednesday should begin.
Now that "Difficult" is an official single, the remixes are gonna start popping up.
I am tremendously OK with this fact.

Side note:  "2006 Parties Remix" is now, without question, the greatest name in the history of remixes.  You know how your uncle is always like "booooy, you shoulda seen me back in '83!"?  When I'm old and washed up, 2006 is gonna be the year I use to describe the absolute peak of my music and booze themed social adventures. 

Uffie - Difficult

UFFIE - Difficult from Uffie on Vimeo.

Produced by SebastiAn.

I'm one of the fools the loves Uffie, despite the million obvious reasons not to.  But "Difficult" is my jam!

The Ed Banger Seven: Episode 1 (The Storm)

You're not new here...so you know the deal.
I can't properly express my affinity for Ed Banger Records.
Short of anything Daft Punk has ever recorded, electronic music just doesn't get any better that what this ridiculously loaded stable of talent pumps out on a regular basis.  It isn't remotely debateable.

Anyway...Starting today, and continuing with one episode daily, Ed Banger is releasing a 7-part documentary series that follows Justice, Busy P, Uffie, DJ Mehdi, Sebastian, etc on their journey to NYC as their crew finds growing success in the US.

I will not be missing a single minute of this.

Uffie ft. Pharrell - ADD SUV (Armand Van Helden Remix)

 
Wow.
This is so much better than the original.
This is a radio rip*, actually.  But whatever, this shit bangs to ridiculous levels.

* I cannot properly express my envy towards the British for actually having worthwhile terrestrial radio.

Uffie ft. Pharrell - ADD SUV

Uffie featuring Pharrell - ADD SUV (Full Track)byDISCODUST

I supposed I'd be a bit of a fraud if I didn't mention this, right?
You know what your grandma says, "If you can't say something nice..."
But damn, this is bad.

Uffie - MCs Can Kiss (Starkey Re-did)

I efphs widdit.
Have some.

Uffie vs. Ke$ha - Ready to Uff / Tik Tok

Granted, the Owl City vs. Postal Service rip-off wars are good fun to read about on the various internets, but the Uffie vs. Kesha stuff is beyond entertaining.  This battle, and Kesha's blatant thievery has coked up women in plastic earrings and zebra tights from LA to Tel Aviv all riled up and fiesty while they stand in the line for the bathroom.*

I don't know who the mastermind is behind this Kesha broad (Diddy?)...but they better keep her out of Europe.  She might catch an old fashioned ass beatin'.

This mashup has to be the final exhibit for Team Uffie.
Good grief.

*If you think for one second that I'm not still jammin' the merciless f**k outta that song to this very day, then you must not know me too well.

Uffie - MCs Can Kiss (Radio Rip)

Mr. Oizo on them beats.

There you are, Uffie.
I was hoping you'd come back soon and claim your spot from that whack broad running around all up in your steez.  It's gross, really.

Pitchfork Burn Through Owl City Like Sherman Did Atlanta

My Goodness!!
This is some funny, funny, funny stuff.

I was starting to wonder if anyone else noticed that the Owl City kid was the biggest and most blatant thief in pop music.  Ben Gibbard is an indie hero, ain't he?  I assumed kids would have their torches and...pitchforks (SO sorry)...ready to kill this kid after hearing his jam.  Has there EVER been a more blatant steez theft?

Wait . . .while were's here . . .
How the hell are all the Ed Banger kids letting this Kesha broad TOTALLY run with Uffie's steez?!
Where's the OUTRAGE?!  Burn some shit down!!

FLASHBACK THAT'S NOT A FLASHBACK: Uffie x Feadz - Pop The Glock

Oh, Uffie . . .where have you (and your neon-colored sistren)been.

Folks, you are looking at what has to be the new record-setter for biggest time gap between a song's release and the debut of its video.  These visuals...released 4 days ago.  The jam...recorded in '05 and released in Jan. '06.  Crazy, right?

Uffie, I forgive you.  I assume you must have had some "personal issues" and "exhaustion" to deal with, and that's why you've vanished for so long.  Damn shame, that.

Mr. Oizo ft. Uffie - Steroids

While my brain is in Ed Banger mode, let's rock a bit o' this, shall we?
Let's shall.