Japanese Dingus Gets No Love, And Cybernetically Bones Down For Life On Video Game Woman

Japan . . .I see what you're doing . . .and it's at crazy levels of fuck.
Good grief.

I honestly hope I'm long dead before the robot take over.
You anti-gay marriage mofos think its rough now??
Wait until the Apple iWife drops in 2025 and you're REALLY in the shit.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The Japanese Are Armed!

YOU SEE THAT SHIT?!?
It's not a toy...it's not a camera trick...
It's a 50-fuckin-9-fuckin-foot-fuckin-Gundam in Tokyo!!

Yeah, they'll lie to you and tell you some shit about how it's just an art exhibition or some shit.
Don't believe it. That sum'bitch is armed and operational. I know people who know things.

See more pics @ Pink Tentacle.

ALL HAIL JOHN CONNOR!!!

Transcendent Man

An upcoming documentary about Ray Kurzweil's views on mankinds's future.

One question though:
Is Kurzweil trying to give us a heads-up on what's to come...or pushing the issue because there's a good chance he'll be the one developing alot of tech that pushes us into some weird cyborg future?

If so, Skynet will have a dope sound system.
Excuse me as I go buy more ammo and call my therapist.
Fuckin cyborgs. GRAH!

Baby Robot Plans To Kill You

The f***ing Japanese won't be satisfied until I completely remove myself from society, move all my (analog) shit into a cave and wait out the metallic apocalypse.

If that one science dude looks familiar, it's because I've already informed you on some of his earlier plans for world domination. Complete with robosexuality and aluminum overlords controlling our DMV lines.

Robot Chicken?

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
RUN!!!!

Holy shit, I just had a stroke.

Japan: Robot Nation

If you're looking for me, I'm under my desk loading a shotgun.

Right now, this conversation is happening in Kyoto:
Grimey Dude - "Uhhhh...looks nice...can I fuck it?"
Science Man - "No, sir...this is meant to assist the elderly"
GD - "Yeah...but I wanna fuck it."
SM - "Sir, that is highly inappropriate"
GD - "C'mon...I'll only fuck some of it."

We are all absolutely screwed.

The ATTIGO TT

Final Product // ATTIGO TT from Scott Hobbs on Vimeo.

(Via at JTTS)

Digital turntable inventor Scott Hobbs is a mad genius. If he lands a manufacturing/marketing deal for this bad boy, then we'll know for certain that the cyborgs will have something to jam on when they celebrate their victory in the Robot Revolution of 2012.

An Introductory Warning . . .Because I Care.

Friggin' robots.

It's not often that I post a non-music thing, but this is some serious shit.

Actual factuals:

A robot is going to kill you.
There's a 11% chance that it will be one of these in this video.

Let that wisdom marinate for a second.

How are to feeling about that?

Nervous?

You should be . . .robots are no joke.

What with the economy in the gutter and all, I know the last thing you need is another issue to stress you out. But this is serious. Cybernetic thuggery is on the rise. Don't sleep on the 'bots.

They're watching.

Robots are coming in the country and taking all our jobs. No concern for the little guy. Since when is cheap labor and durability a concern in the job market? What happend to my America?

An organic America. A place where citizens were free to breathe oxygen without fear of steel-clad overseers hurling binary insults at them just because their skeletal structure didn't have the same torsional rigidity as tungsten.

ASIMO . . .I see you.
I know what's up.

John Conner. I salute you.