I Hate You, David Beckham.

Ol' Golden Balls made the mistake of choosing Jersey for his big return.
We gave that lying, money-grubbing fraud what he deserved.

Read the story at The Offside.

And in case you're new around here, or just don't understand the one-sided blood feud I have with this man, here's the post I had back in January after the whole AC Milan fiasco got rolling.