That's Gay: No Homo

HAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
That's some funny shit, right there.  When someone who isn't "you" tells you how ridiculous "you" appear to the outside world . . .that's a slice of comedy gold, my friends.

Seriously, men over the age of 12, can we stop with the "no homo" and "pause" thing?!  It's skull-meltingly whack...and not even for the homophobic aspect of it (that's a given)...but because it SO.  FUCKIN.  CORNY!  My Lord, man.  How is any adult NOT embarrassed by blatantly exposing their own sexual insecurity with the "no homo" business?  Good grief.