United State of Pop '08

You may have seen this already, but whatever. I will forever hold a grudge against 2008, and I'm determined to make it clear to the people of Earth that last year was the friggin' WORST.

Don't believe me . . .bust this DJ Earworm mash-up of the 25 biggest pop songs of the year. Holy hell, man. These songs are awful. And I'm a crusader for the virtues and cosmic necessity of pop music. It's hard to defend this batch, though.

2008, I hate you. I hope there's room service in hell.